A Così fan tutte Sampler

Music by Mozart
English Version by Donald Pippin

The game is on!

FERRANDO
      To my Dorabella there's none can sompare;
      As true as she's lovely, as faithful as fair.

GUGLIELMO
      Distrust Fiordiligi?   You're out of your mind!
      A model of virtue and beauty combined.

DON ALFONSO
      Though balding and graying,
      I know what I'm saying;
      So take my suggestion
      And end this debate
      Before it's a question
      Of caution too late.

FERRANDO and GUGLIELMO
      I'll stand it no longer!
      The insult if double.
      So grossly you wrong her,
      Confirm it or fight.

DON ALFONSO
      You're asking for trouble.....

FERRANDO and GUGLIELMO
      No, no!   You began it!
      Your sword or your reasons!
      We'll have satisfaction!
      Our hearts are as granite
      Defending the right....


DON ALFONSO delivers the bad news to the sisters:

      How to break the awful news!
      Stammer, stutter....it is no use.
      Woe is me, my tongue is tied
      And the words are stuck inside.
      What solution?   What to do?
      Such a dreadful thunderbolt!
      Though I'd speak, my lips revolt.
      How my heart goes out to you,
      Hopes and dreams all gone askew.


A sublime departure:

TRIO
      Soft breezes, be gentle;
      Smooth waters, transport them.
      O powers elemental,
      Benignly escort them
      Home safely to shore.


DESPINA offers sound advice to the bereft sisters.

      Believe a man?   Trust a soldier?
      Expect for love to last?
      Heaven help us, you're living in the past!

      Men are identical,
      Birds of a feather.
      Ever in motion,
      April leaves fluttering,
      Waves of the ocean,
      Even the weather
      Turns less than a man.

      Vows of fidelity,
      Rapturous gazes,
      Flowers and flattery,
      Warmed over phrases:
      These are their standard fare
      Since time began......

      Men are no good, but come, ladies, repay it!
      Master the rules of the game as they play it.
      Shame on the girl who is simple and true!
      Do unto them as they do unto you.
      Love is a holiday, over by dark.
      Follow the leader, and love is a lark.


FIORDILIGI has a searching moment of repentance and resolve:

      Oh, my love!  Be kind, pray pardon
      And forgive an erring lover.
      Somber shadow, forever cover,
      Hide my secret in dead of night.

      For my guilt I'll make atonement
      With a zeal that burns forever;
      With remorse I shall endeavor
      To absolve this odious blight,
      Shame and horror to my sight.

      Have I known myself so little?
      Is my heart so false and frail?
      Darling, I shall earn acquital
      With a fire that shall not fail.


DON ALFONSO sums it up:

      All are down on the woman,
      But I forgive her.
      Caprice or vice, it's all in how you take it.
      You chastize them for changing;
      I beg to differ.
      It's the law of life, and they can't break it.

      The lover who withdraws in disillusion
      Has but one thing to blame:
      His own confusion.
      Young and elderly,
      Both the beldam, the beauty,
      In their hearts are the same:
      COSI FAN TUTTE.


Copyright © 1999 Donald Pippin. Exclusive agent: Pocket Opera, Inc., San Francisco.

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